So you know everything about DiscWorld, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and Star Trek.
You know every dialog from by heart...

Good, you're getting there!

You're even a member of the Guild of Fans and Disciples (...we are not worthy...).

You know where 'Oook' refers to.
You may know about The Answer To Life, Universe And Everything.
You even know about 'SQUEAK'

Do you know where your towel is?
Do you think you are the Dragon Reborn?
Can you play Quake I in Nightmare mode?
With your eyes closed?

Then you are an ideal candidate for SIG Bastards membership. Apply here.
If you have a geekcode include it.
If you don't, create one and then apply.

In this newsletter the following items:

• New: Are you a researcher for the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy????
• About SIG Bastards, this also includes some links for the unenlightened
• "Oook" An interview with the librarian
• "Cool!" A letter from Zaphod Beeblebrox
• A letter from our local representative of The Guild of Fans and Disciples
• Trivia Quiz
• Interesting Links

The SIG Bastards. First of all, be very careful as to how you pronounce it. Correct pronounciation puts the emphasis on Bastards and not on SIG. Those people who are classified as 'Not Worthy' are the Sick Bastards. Oh and by the way SIG stands for "Special Interest Group", so make of the name what you will. The more creative the better.
Membership levels:

• HIM (also, the Über Bastard)
• Wizzards
• Masters
• Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01
• Disciples
• Acolytes
• Wannabees
• Not Worthy

Sadness

We, the SIG Bastards are very sad that one of this Universes greatest Wizzards (Douglas Adams) has passed away. We trust however that this will only encourage him in his search for the ultimate question.

This page brought to you by Brother John, First Wizard.