Well, A big hello to all you cool happy froods out there.

Although I you were really cool, you would be here with me. Since I don't see many of you around, I may as well talk to some retarded monkeys who are still bend on inventing fire.

Hey, stop that you guys. Forget about fire. Try making unbelievably cool cocktail drinks instead...

Oh well, can't say I didn't warn you....
Zaphod Beeblebrox, President of the Galaxy

Special message from the SIG Bastards newsletter committee. It seems that Mister Beeblebrox will not be very forthcomming with more Cool! News! Right Now!^(tm). We apologise for the inconvenience this may have caused in the development of your species